diary of ****(unknown)(the donkey)
Dear diary, jesus sent us on a mission to get a donkey. Seriously, he should get one of those horses, like the roman guys do! Ok, so we went to get the donkey. A angry house owner saw us taking the donkey, and I think we would have had gone to the hospital had it not been for my buddy disciple telling him jesus sent us. He calmed down instantly! The donkey is kinda scratchy, so we went to get some cloaks for jesus’s comfort. He is the one and only, after all! You should have seen the crowd! They were so loyal! They waved palm branches and placed branches and cloaks on the ground! However, the oh-so prideful Pharisees did not celebrate. I’d say more if I could, but jesus is flipping tables in the temple and attempting to whip people, and I cant miss action like that.


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Seriously, he should get one of those horses, like the roman guys do!
The donkey is kinda scratchy, so we went to get some cloaks for jesus’s comfort. He is the one and only, after all!
However, the oh-so prideful Pharisees did not celebrate.
I’d say more if I could, but jesus is flipping tables in the temple and attempting to whip people, and I cant miss action like that.
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